The Great Escape

Last night was pretty weird. I'm minding my business reading my book (Best of Friends, an Irish novel, quite good) at two a.m. when Erin comes into my room all drunk style and was like HANNAH. WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY DOG?!
Which I definitely wasn't, since I hadn't left my room. But oh well. She then proceeds to be like "You can't keep your bunny in that little cage!" and brings me a huge cardboard box.
Keep in mind that I've had Aibell in this fish tank for two days and she's been doing just fine, since she's only in there when I'm not in the room. Otherwise I let her hop around on the floor on a sheet. She poops alot. Anyhow...
I put all of Aibell's stuff in this box which is pretty huge, and Erin leaves and I'm laying on my bed when i hear little bunny feet scraping the side of the box and then... BOOM! She escaped. I was like oh gat damn. So, Drunkie's box idea failed. I went to tell her this, and she's standing by her door being like "OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD" and then pulls me into her room where there is a slug. And I'm not talking about a little like, whatever slug. Ohh no. This thing was about seven inches long and an inch thick. SO NAST. And of course her stupid dog is trying to eat it, because that's what Ali does. Eat everything. We got it outside after a few minutes of observing the janksiness, and I went back to bed. Then this morning, I wake up to Aibell eating the newspaper that was lining her tank. Yeah, straight up ignoring the bunny food, vegetables, and treat thing I put in there for her, and eating the damn NEWSPAPER. So it's like seven a.m. and I had to get up and change her bedding and then go back to sleep. Ugh. And may I mention the newspaper gave her f*cking bunny diarrhea? So when I woke up for reals I brushed my teeth and took her out back to clean out the tank. She's all hopping around when Maggie comes outside, and Ali escaped with her. Now, does this sound good to you? Little nine week old bunny in an enclosed space with a fully grown idiot pitbull. Ali decides to chase Aibell, and me and Maggie are freaking out and chasing them. I'm sure we looked hilarious. I finally caught Ali and Maggie caught Bunny, and yeah I punched Ali once but he was trying to eat my rabbit, so oh well. And along the way, haha, Maggie stepped in a nice big pile of dog poop. Which was hilarious, because it was all between her toes. Hahahaha. So after all the madness that occured int he last twelve hours, Aibell and I are now enjoying lunch as I write this blog. I'm gonna go watch some House, peaceeee.